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Dear Diary

8/29/2017

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Beaker
Dear Diary,

Today was SO EPIC!

I mean, there were so many cool things going on I could barely hold myself together.

Harvey, right?
BLAM! Those racists & climate deniers got what was coming to them. These are the same Neanderthals that got Trump elected!
The same Orange 'god' King that says Climate Change is a hoax & went all unconstitutional when he pulled us out of the Paris Accords & pretty much doomed the world!

These republic*nts...

They 'claim' to love the Constitution when it suits their cis-white male slaveholding purposes but when it comes to the WORLD they don't care.
Do you know what's even better about this?
Trump is IGNORING them!
It's like they think they can survive this storm without the Federal Government supplying all the people rafts & stuff. Stupid Texans.

AND LOOK AT HOUSTON.
If Barack *sigh* were still the president (or even Hillary, I suppose) & were like, the commander in...whatever, they would've MADE SURE Houston was ok.

Poor mayor.
HE was doing the right thing (Democrat in Texas. Score!)
HE was waiting for the FEDERAL government to tell him what to do.
It's not the mayor's fault they have a stupid Republican governor.
How was the mayor supposed to trust him?
​Though...he probably should've known better than to trust Trumpf...

Oh well, it's just Texas anyway.
HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT CLIMATE CHANGE NOW, BITCHES!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Stupid Trumpf.

Harvey is racist.
Just like Katrina.
(Ugh, Bush was president - but now it's 'his' state. KARMA, you stupid oil man!)

OMG! Did you see Berkeley?
They curb stomped that Nazi!
Well, maybe he wasn't exactly a Nazi, but don't try to tell me he was innocent.
White
Male
Had
It
Coming.

ANTIFA! HELL YEAH!

The ONLY way to keep those Nazis in check is through violence.
Fascists are just evil.
They can't be allowed to speak in public & spread their hate.
Hell no! Punch those bastards in the face!
BOOM!
At least the news gets it. It's not hate when you are fighting hate.
LOVE TRUMPS HATE.

Besides we've been the victim of microaggressions for so long! AND THAT'S HOW YOU DEAL WITH AGGRESSION - BY KICKING ITS TEETH IN!

Damn fascist Nazi a-holes & damn their hate! We will curb stomp all of them!

Oh Diary... It was a glorious day! I'm so proud to be a Democrat!

9 Comments
Wayne
8/29/2017 12:34:15 pm

No one for whom this is an appropriate parody is worth taking seriously. By taking time to write satire of this type of thinking, you're lowering yourself to a comparable level. Sorry, but I think you might have spent this time more productively self-pleasuring.

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Bill Sanderson
8/29/2017 01:12:12 pm

Wayne, given that your an apparent expert on "self-pleasuring", just stick to that. That is, unless you suddenly acquire the ability to understand and appreciate satire. Thanks is advance.

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TheRoadbeer
8/29/2017 01:21:05 pm

"Hurrrrr I'm the arbitrator of what is parody or satire, now allow me to make a 'self-pleasuring' crack, aren't I witty? Durrrrrrr"

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RGreggHart
8/29/2017 09:08:10 pm

I think the comment that he should stick when self-pleasuring was well played.

Kurt Michaels
8/29/2017 01:21:12 pm

Hi Wayne!

I just wanted to let you know that we are all super impressed by your mad self sanctimony skills. Your ability to pretend you are better than someone else while thoroughly displaying that you aren't is most impressive, indeed. I want to encourage you to keep commenting on the posts of others that make you feel insecure about your masculinity. It's wildly entertaining to the rest of us. Good job!


Also, Beaker, you are my favorite Muppet/Author/Satirist/King.

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2CynicAl
8/29/2017 01:36:51 pm

Knutz to you.

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Aggie
8/29/2017 01:49:15 pm

If I may respond to each sentence, Wayne:

First, it is interesting that you would think that anyone who appreciates a good parody is not worth taking seriously. It's almost as if you don't understand what a parody is.

Secondly, when one is satirical, they do not lower themselves to the level of the object being satirized. Rather, they are taking the time to point out the ridiculousness of said object.

Lastly, I shall refrain from making any remarks on your hobby.

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Kurt Michaels
8/29/2017 01:51:48 pm

This is just another in a long list of reasons why I adore you.

CharlieX link
8/29/2017 03:38:56 pm

I'm self-pleasuring right now over your 'triggered' little response....ooh...ahhh!

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