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#MisfitMemo: Mother's Day (shmother's day)

5/15/2017

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Welcome to the #MisfitMemo, a weekly rewind of some of our best (worst?) tweets and posts! We tend to do a lot of damage on Twitter in one week, so this is just a sampling of what went down last week. Hope you enjoy!

Well it all started out with a bang! Trump fired Comey and people freaked out. Natch.

UPDATE: Trump fired FBI's Comey based on recommendation of Attorney General Jeff Sessions - White House

— Reuters Top News (@Reuters) May 9, 2017

I basically believe that Comey always tried to do what's right. Which explains why he is hated on a bipartisan basis.

— Alexandra F. B. (@VerumVulnero1) May 9, 2017

The moral grandstanding by Obama officials over the Comey firing is disgusting.

— Mo □ Mo □ (@molratty) May 10, 2017

#JusticeForHillary https://t.co/5RYgeMUubq

— Dan (@danieltobin) May 9, 2017

If Trump had done this earlier I would be President!

Hillary https://t.co/uJRgdGoO1P

— Marc Logic (@marcannem96) May 9, 2017

Lunatic Left: FIRE COMEY

Also Lunatic Left: OMG THE NAZI FIRED COMEY! pic.twitter.com/S6gTuox5WW

— Hug a Bunny Musket (@Patriot_Musket) May 10, 2017

If Congress hadn't spent a century relinquishing authority to the Executive branch the complaints of Congressmen re: Comey might matter.

— CDP □⚾□ (@cdpayne79) May 9, 2017

Democrats seem upset the man who single handedly kept Hillary from victory was fired. □

— Kayla (@VixenRogue) May 9, 2017

Why would you want an FBI director who you think manipulated the election? https://t.co/sPrBQm4X4j

— Dan (@danieltobin) May 10, 2017

LOL. You fuckers just keep adding fat to the fire that is consuming your whole stupid game. Fucking morons. https://t.co/xy0ulPU572

— LunaticRex (@LunaticRex) May 10, 2017

Reminder: HRC would have fired Comey in January, and she'd have done it because he investigated her email and Whitewater.

— Alexandra F. B. (@VerumVulnero1) May 9, 2017

 Apparently Canada doesn't like the U.S. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Poll: Canada's opinion of the U.S. hits a 35-year low https://t.co/uw4P02pviS pic.twitter.com/2Jz7b7YytL

— The Hill (@thehill) May 9, 2017

Poll: No one gives a shit. https://t.co/ZY2UYHwdd4

— Dan (@danieltobin) May 9, 2017

Dear Canada,

The U.S. is just not that into you. https://t.co/LI7dDJRDo9

— Marc Logic (@marcannem96) May 9, 2017

People go absolutely berserk when the New York Times prints a pro-life op-ed & the abortion advocates ramp up their outrage to eleventy zillion.

Awwwww poor little thing is upset about the truth. pic.twitter.com/FxIKn9b9Bt

— Andrew Lynch (@GentlemanRascal) May 9, 2017

Splodey head! https://t.co/ouOd39Pw7t

— J.R. Holmsted (@JHolmsted) May 9, 2017

Abortion means better economic opportunity for women. It means better and less fearful sex (that's something we usually don't want to say).

— Jill Filipovic (@JillFilipovic) May 9, 2017

Wow. If abortion is the only way you have good sex, you're literally a monster. https://t.co/F3yVuvxN0v

— Andrew Lynch (@GentlemanRascal) May 9, 2017

Better economic opportunities for Cecile Richards, specifically. https://t.co/rlk7XuFxNk

— Hug a Bunny Musket (@Patriot_Musket) May 9, 2017

Holy hell. pic.twitter.com/KDSDWcmRoF

— J.R. Holmsted (@JHolmsted) May 9, 2017

If you can't afford a child, don't want a child, or don't want to carry a pregnancy to term for any reason, abortion is responsible. https://t.co/fidihAw8wq

— Jill Filipovic (@JillFilipovic) May 9, 2017

"Don't want a child"

Admitting you view abortion as a method of birth control. https://t.co/AwsEeMXDiU

— Kayla (@VixenRogue) May 9, 2017

Leading up to Mother's Day, we co-opted the #CelebrateWomen tag.

If we are going to #celebratewomen, I'm re-upping my salute to the #BeckySquad (still my favorite thing!) pic.twitter.com/NmmvCbKOap

— Alexandra F. B. (@VerumVulnero1) May 11, 2017

#CelebrateWomen pic.twitter.com/jSJuGxtHAR

— Kayla (@VixenRogue) May 11, 2017

#CelebrateWomen, but not ones who keep their pregnancies and then stay home to raise them. Those bitches are sellouts.

— Hug a Bunny Musket (@Patriot_Musket) May 11, 2017

#CelebrateWomen by freeing them from the shackles of Islam.

— Hug a Bunny Musket (@Patriot_Musket) May 11, 2017
And in somewhat related news, it seems Everyday Feminism is in trouble and well...we don't care?

So EverydayFeminism might be going out of business. To this I say... BWAHAHAHAH. I won't be sharing the donate link. #SaveEF. Good riddance. pic.twitter.com/JgxnAAZh6h

— Andrew Lynch (@GentlemanRascal) May 10, 2017

Mensch continues on her crusade to impeach Trump, but instead lends us more joke material.

EXCLUSIVE: "Trump's Presidency Ended May 9th" - Hatch Getting Security Briefings #TrumpRussia #Comey #Impeachment https://t.co/9JC7GOVMJC

— Louise Mensch (@LouiseMensch) May 13, 2017

Alex Jones wishes he was this crazy... https://t.co/sml4A4iN3E

— Alexandra F. B. (@VerumVulnero1) May 13, 2017

Equivalent to a GOP senator citing infowars. Full on bag-of-angry-monkeys-for-brains crazy. https://t.co/IQFhUw5bXO

— Kayla (@VixenRogue) May 10, 2017

So politicizing Mother's Day is a thing. Why aren't we surprised?

In celebrating #MothersDay I also celebrate the right for all women to decide for themselves if and when they become mothers.

— Sally Kohn (@sallykohn) May 14, 2017

Even if a woman has an abortion, she's still a mom. That's why it's so hard on them, bc you lied and told them their baby doesn't matter. https://t.co/9S07ONG4S0

— Dan (@danieltobin) May 14, 2017

Today I gratefully give my mother the gift of having been dead for 25 years and not having to see what a tub of fuckery our country's become

— Joss Whedon (@joss) May 14, 2017

You've also given her the gift of not seeing what a tub of fuckery you've become. https://t.co/CKdWN6JXOb

— Andrew Lynch (@GentlemanRascal) May 14, 2017

How miserable do you have to be to take issue with Mothers Day? https://t.co/A5O71GdPrF

— Alexandra F. B. (@VerumVulnero1) May 15, 2017

Nothing says "I love you, Mom!" like standing up for the right of mothers everywhere to get the care they need. https://t.co/uFRM9UeosH

— Cecile Richards (@CecileRichards) May 14, 2017

Meet the worst possible messenger for Mother's Day wishes. https://t.co/I0CbxwBW3h

— Mo □ Mo □ (@molratty) May 14, 2017

Saying "I love you, Mom" proves difficult for over 6 million aborted babies whose moms received "care" from PP. https://t.co/iv3LfMEeI7

— J.R. Holmsted (@JHolmsted) May 14, 2017

Your weekly reminder that we don't trust or like the government...and you shouldn't either.

Lives ruined over a cake. Govt at its finest. https://t.co/aPb4vlrJrg

— Dan (@danieltobin) May 11, 2017

Put aside the religion aspect: Is this really who we want to be? Punishing people for thought crimes? https://t.co/lHXeIsdrz5

— Mo □ Mo □ (@molratty) May 11, 2017

Once you accept that everybody in Washington D.C. is dirty af these "crises" are just soap operas your tax dollars are funding.

— CDP □⚾□ (@cdpayne79) May 10, 2017

Teaching high school kids to understand debt and evaluate cost/benefit of a degree program is probably a lot easier, but whatevs. https://t.co/qCjnJhRnek

— Alexandra F. B. (@VerumVulnero1) May 14, 2017

The idea that the people running our govt are evil geniuses instead of a bunch of incompetent second-rate "public servants" is ludicrous. https://t.co/L1NRYJVo1U

— CDP □⚾□ (@cdpayne79) May 10, 2017

Of course it is. Washington DC is corrupt and dirty. It's why we need to stop making it bigger. https://t.co/fyb5bWuTT3

— Dan (@danieltobin) May 9, 2017

A disturbing picture of a man and a shark prompted some hilarious jokes. Hey, if we had to see it, so do you!

I'd like to see you caption this one.

Original source: https://t.co/mvSFu9t4TC pic.twitter.com/VeOVu6lSlV

— Todd (@DCToddM) May 11, 2017

He was a little too excited to mount his trophy fish https://t.co/wxYBQ4It01

— Gringo Suave □□ (@2009superglide) May 11, 2017

Is that cartilage or you just glad to see me? https://t.co/M8ByG2dZa7

— Marc Logic (@marcannem96) May 11, 2017

Of course, we cover all sorts of topics throughout the week...here's the best of the rest!

Noting hypocrisy does not equal defending Trump. We should be past having to make these declarations.

— Dan (@danieltobin) May 9, 2017

Jimmy Kimmel is now setting healthcare policy, in case you needed to know how deeply stupid a people we are. https://t.co/ROYT0JgxMk

— Mo □ Mo □ (@molratty) May 9, 2017

Christianness dick-measuring is the best Twitter...

— Alexandra F. B. (@VerumVulnero1) May 11, 2017

Held in contempt of Congress. https://t.co/rvuUJIa6f9

— Dan (@danieltobin) May 10, 2017

Here's my unpopular opinion: Roger Maris still owns the single-season dinger record. Sorry kids. Juicing fouls the shit all up.

— LunaticRex (@LunaticRex) May 13, 2017

Lastly, check out the pieces published this week and feel free to share!
​

Ask Alex - May 12, 2017
The Pragmatic Volunteer: Part Six - Rex
​We're All Gonna Die! - Dan
The Pragmatic Volunteer: Part Five - Rex
Don't Make Yourself Scarce: Class Resentment Isn't the Path to Life-Saving Drugs - Mo

And with that we bid you adieu! Until next week...

If there's one thing I will say, it's any fucking thing I like.

— LunaticRex (@LunaticRex) May 14, 2017

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