#MisfitMemo 9/11/17

We took a little hiatus for the summer, but now we're back with the #MisfitMemo, a rewind of some of our best (or worst?) tweets and posts on a variety of topics from the past week.
​Let's dive in!

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Trump undid Obama's unconstitutional pen stroke with DACA, people panicked over immediate deportation (not happening), and Dems screamed about heartless Republicans, and Rs started worrying about campaign implications.

The whole year has been dems daring R's to do something, and the R's backing down. I don't see that changing.

— Dan (@danieltobin) September 4, 2017

*whispers* None of them really want to permanently fix immigration policy and lose the issue for campaigning and fundraising.

— CDP □⚾□ (@cdpayne79) September 5, 2017

Someone who actually cared about the Constitution would rescind it outright and say he's open to signing a bill passed by Congress. https://t.co/3knfa4p1q8

— CDP ?⚾? (@cdpayne79) September 6, 2017

You see, the legislative branch makes laws and the executive branch enforces them. When one decides to do both, it doesn't really work.

— Federalist Musket (@Patriot_Musket) September 5, 2017

"Liberals applauded... decision today denying Elian Gonzalez an asylum." pic.twitter.com/EyvlXOEq8j

— Andrew Lynch (@GentlemanRascal) September 5, 2017

The Left: The American Dream is bullshit.

Also the Left: OMG we can't deport people from the American Dream!!!!! https://t.co/kB63oz6EDO

— Dan (@danieltobin) September 4, 2017

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Make Religious Tests Great Again!

NARAL thinks being Catholic should be a disqualifier for a judgeship. https://t.co/JlbKW1pshz

— Dan (@danieltobin) September 6, 2017

Ummm are you suggesting religious discrimination? https://t.co/hiY9MHrXTG

— J.R. Holmsted (@JHolmsted) September 6, 2017

Yesterday: You aren't a real Christian if you don't support DACA.

Today: Real Christians can't be judges.

— Dan (@danieltobin) September 6, 2017

It's permitted against Christians according to modern left.

— Dan (@danieltobin) September 6, 2017

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Michael Ian Black had a fantastic 20-something tweet meltdown about Republicans, Christians, and science. We kinda hope he is the go to for Democrat slogans in 2018 and 2020.

As a massive hurricane bears down on us, please remember that one American political party literally does not believe in science.

— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) September 9, 2017

Fun fact: Christians can be scientists too, and actually have historically been major contributors. https://t.co/ZhNZXUbrcI

— Dan (@danieltobin) September 9, 2017

You have to really try to be this stupid□ https://t.co/OTqGXd5P9c

— Marc Logic (@marcannem96) September 10, 2017

Pray for this strange, angry fellow. Michael, you need Jesus. And some Xanax. https://t.co/9CRzOwQc4E

— BoonaticRex (@LunaticRex) September 10, 2017

Life begins at conception. #Science https://t.co/9f2Tj3KhkE

— Federalist Musket (@Patriot_Musket) September 10, 2017

The Left loves to bludgeon Christians on immigration/welfare. When it comes to killing the unborn, nothing but mockery of the Bible thumpers

— Mo Mo (@molratty) September 5, 2017

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Texas is an independence boasting, low tax, red state that often criticizes the scope of the federal government they pay the 2nd highest amount of money to of any state in the nation. Naturally that makes them hypocrites for accepting federal aid. Also immoral...or something.

You must accept, without question, everything the feds do with your tax money to receive any fed handouts. #WhatILearnedThisWeek

— Mo Mo (@molratty) September 7, 2017

If TX would be the 10th largest economy on earth as a nation but needs $$ from DC, that seems to indicate TX lets DC take too much of its $$

— CDP □⚾□ (@cdpayne79) September 7, 2017

Texans pay taxes just like everyone else. They don't get a say in how their tax money is spent if they don't like the feds? Nonsense.

— Mo Mo (@molratty) September 6, 2017

This entire article ignores fed taxes paid by TX & projects a greater morality onto higher state & local taxes. https://t.co/Sag4eLN7Hc

— J.R. Holmsted (@JHolmsted) September 8, 2017

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#StopBetsy because due process is like sooooo antiquated and stuff. Throw it out with the Electoral College already!

When you thought it couldn't get worse than siding with white supremacists, now the Trump administration is siding with rapists. #StopBetsy

— Nick Jack Pappas (@Pappiness) September 7, 2017

If you like free speech, you side with fascists. If you like due process, you side with rapists. Alinsky would be proud. https://t.co/URnEFF8Zgs

— Mo Mo (@molratty) September 7, 2017

Restoration of due process is so...controversial.

— Federalist Musket (@Patriot_Musket) September 7, 2017

"My personal beliefs supersede the Equal Protection Clause". https://t.co/pYOR6mh3Yn

— Gringo Suave □□ (@2009superglide) September 9, 2017

Add the Fifth to "Amendments that leftists find to be an inconvenience to their feelz". https://t.co/zfZX7etKwI

— Alex F. Baldwin (@VerumVulnero1) September 8, 2017

"DeVos is an authoritarian for insisting on DP!"
No, insisting on DP is the opposite of authoritarianism
"Stop mansplaining campus rape!" pic.twitter.com/KtUUDbHYzs

— Mo Mo (@molratty) September 8, 2017

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Some more Misfit musings...

There are no women who get mocked like you because none of us are as nearly as embarrassing as you. https://t.co/BbU9R8AhU6

— Alex F. Baldwin (@VerumVulnero1) September 6, 2017

One good thing about opposing the federal government (not just a party or specific people) is all debt ceiling deals are equally abhorrent.

— CDP □⚾□ (@cdpayne79) September 7, 2017

This is sociopathic. Yelp review an abortion. That's how heartless these people are. pic.twitter.com/ZZ0rYpfdeY

— Andrew Lynch (@GentlemanRascal) September 5, 2017

I was in Iraq with green card holders who actually wanted to defend the Constitution and be Americans. @PolitiBunny

— Gringo Suave □□ (@2009superglide) September 6, 2017

"Undocumented" is a semantic difference of understandable sensitivity. "Citizen" is factually incorrect. https://t.co/3FI0RxI0m6

— Alex F. Baldwin (@VerumVulnero1) September 8, 2017

If you *literally can't even* to the point of needing counseling because Ben said things you don't agree with, you don't belong in college. https://t.co/uXWMUCXhGS

— Kayla (@VixenRogue) September 9, 2017

Question: if a minor cannot consent to sex due to cognitive development, how can they consent to sex transitions?

— Andrew Lynch (@GentlemanRascal) September 8, 2017

That's another solid point!
"Can I smoke and buy some porn and alcohol?"
"That would make you a delinquent. Here have some hormones."

— Andrew Lynch (@GentlemanRascal) September 8, 2017

Because predicting a single storm three days out is totally the same as global patterns 100 years away. https://t.co/CiaAMVNC56

— Alex F. Baldwin (@VerumVulnero1) September 9, 2017

BREAKING NEWS:

EQUIFAX ANNOUNCES PARTNERSHIP WITH HILLARY CLINTON

— Marc Logic (@marcannem96) September 8, 2017

Tolerance of everything Islamic, property rights including women and slaves, & individualism for (some) men. Hahaha, you guys crack me up. https://t.co/DomEVPEVh8

— BoonaticRex (@LunaticRex) September 7, 2017

Smart people don't start sentences with "Al Gore said...." https://t.co/7uQrsFdLB3

— Marc Logic (@marcannem96) September 10, 2017

*Walks out on the school my parents dragged me here illegally to attend*

— Federalist Musket (@Patriot_Musket) September 5, 2017

"Meet all our demands & forsake your principles & constituents," is often the way Dems offer to "compromise" w/ GOP, no matter the subject. https://t.co/pMXBuNBtkV

— J.R. Holmsted (@JHolmsted) September 6, 2017

Republican events are the best. We pray, say the pledge, sing America the Beautiful. All in a barn. #Wilcox2017

— Kayla (@VixenRogue) September 10, 2017

If I were as much of an asshole as I portray on twitter, I wouldn't have any friends at all. *looks around, checks contact list* Never mind.

— BoonaticRex (@LunaticRex) September 4, 2017

There are some really awful people on all sides.

— Dan (@danieltobin) September 4, 2017

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We just wanted to congratulate Mo for successfully completing the probation period and passing all of the tests required for an official Misfit follow! 
(But really, Twitter is WEIRD.)

FINALLY □ pic.twitter.com/0seo57gJnL

— Mo Mo (@molratty) September 9, 2017

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​Don't forget to check out all our latest posts:

• Ask Alex - September 1, 2017
• Purple State Eaters: Chupacabra Dreamin' - Jennie
• One Grievance to Rule Them All, and In the Darkness Bind Them - Bryan O'Nolan

​Plus a few older posts that were relevant this week:

• Dear Diary - Beaker
• The Court of Final Resort - Musket

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Incoming thread on how few fucks I give about your opinion 1/1

— Mo Mo (@molratty) September 5, 2017

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