#MisfitMemo: 5/22/17

​Welcome to the #MisfitMemo, a weekly rewind of some of our best (worst?) tweets and posts! We tend to do a lot of damage on Twitter in one week, so this is just a sampling of what went down last week. Hope you enjoy!

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Rosie took to Twitter in all caps and possibly on drugs?

WHEN TRUMP GOES
SO DOES SESSIONS
AND GORSUCH GETS REMOVED
GARLAND SWORN IN
EVERY EO INVALIDATED

WE TAKE THE COUNTRY BACK #AMERICA https://t.co/ORb4Tdq6lM

— ROSIE (@Rosie) May 16, 2017

That's not how this works. (Even if you type it in all caps.) https://t.co/rWMM6HRPuD

— J.R. Holmsted (@JHolmsted) May 16, 2017

When Trump goes you get Pence, who I am told will throw all the gays into execution camps. https://t.co/IKKCpsijhX

— GoSpursGo Musket (@Patriot_Musket) May 16, 2017

Rosie is super stoked for President Pence. https://t.co/Od1MK66RXb

— Kayla (@VixenRogue) May 16, 2017

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Rosie wasn't the only one talking about impeachment and its aftermath. It dominated Twitter & media alike.

Those agitating for impeachment are suddenly worried about the consequences. https://t.co/Hg5vioZ020

— Mo Mo (@molratty) May 17, 2017

People on the left take this guy seriously and wonder why they have trouble resonating outside of the Acela corridor... https://t.co/jce4oDLK5y

— Alexandra F. B. (@VerumVulnero1) May 18, 2017

When you realize the House would have to vote on Articles of Impeachment before you'd even be involved. pic.twitter.com/IyAAE7dxfY

— CDP □⚾□ (@cdpayne79) May 16, 2017

This would be quite the story if SCOTUS was at all involved in the impeachment process. https://t.co/EsyYRHAxA7

— Alexandra F. B. (@VerumVulnero1) May 22, 2017

The fear mongering with Pence is beyond parody or satire. And based on the complete fabrication that he's pro electroshock therapy for gays. https://t.co/ughQsG3OBJ

— Kayla (@VixenRogue) May 18, 2017

Trump-is-bad-but-Pence-is-worse will be the tired take from the Dems who now look fondly on Bushitler and Romney https://t.co/Ryb8PEQkCq

— Mo Mo (@molratty) May 18, 2017

It's sort of an admission that the left knows Trump is ultimately a big govt loving New Yorker and they're really just pissed Hillary lost. https://t.co/Kvr74dwMy0

— CDP □⚾□ (@cdpayne79) May 18, 2017

Exactly. They want to be pulling the strings. And they probably could be, if they weren't so self absorbed. https://t.co/ZKHl17WmuF

— Dan (@danieltobin) May 18, 2017

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Marco Rubio tweets Bible verses and ZOMG Christianity is scary.

Marco Rubio is tweeting out Bible verses this morning. This is oddly terrifying. https://t.co/tBZLk1on4E

— Charles P. Pierce (@CharlesPPierce) May 16, 2017

Liberals only dust off that Bible to try and shame Christians into an agenda. Every other day the Bible is terrifying. https://t.co/O6UY2NX3KQ

— Dan (@danieltobin) May 16, 2017

At Christmas and Easter, the Left tells Christians how to Christian.
Every other day, they tell Christians not to Christian.

— Mo Mo (@molratty) May 16, 2017

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Oh, so now they want to pretend they DIDN'T push for Trump to be the GOP nominee? LOLOL...

If and as conservatives find their consciences and break from Trump, a few things to remember.

— Brian Beutler (@brianbeutler) May 17, 2017

Brian, remind us who was giving Trump billions in free media and pushing him to win the primary. It wasn't conservatives. https://t.co/fiMif470nd

— Dan (@danieltobin) May 17, 2017

I remember how you offered support for Trump and actively encouraged his nomination... https://t.co/4pKI73yIh3

— Alexandra F. B. (@VerumVulnero1) May 17, 2017

There is no absolution for the left, who gambled on the country's future in attempt to rig an election for a terrible candidate. https://t.co/ReXM7Mv8Au

— Dan (@danieltobin) May 17, 2017

When things are grim, we always have schadenfreude pic.twitter.com/BRdDqm0hhL

— Mo Mo (@molratty) May 20, 2017

All the LULZ. You wanted him to be the nominee so SLAAAYY QUEEEN could stomp him. You miscalculated. To the detriment of the fucking nation. https://t.co/comsDVMRcK

— J.R. Holmsted (@JHolmsted) May 17, 2017

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Several of our smarty pants did not hesitate to jump on the #Mathematical Ethics tag.

There are no "imaginary" numbers. How dare you cisnumbered bigots question their numeracy. #MathematicalEthics

— Alexandra F. B. (@VerumVulnero1) May 19, 2017

#MathematicalEthics
xx=xy

— Mo Mo (@molratty) May 19, 2017

The Order of Operations perpetuates supremacy and structural oppression. It's Jim Crow Math. Or Caste Math, I'm not sure #mathematicalethics

— Alexandra F. B. (@VerumVulnero1) May 19, 2017

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The Atlantic printed a story on a Filipino family and their slave. Too bad some people can't read.

This is infuriating. A modern slave story and testament to American white supremacy:

My Family’s Slave https://t.co/Ju4e5U6mi0

— Charles Clymer (@cmclymer) May 16, 2017

None of the principals mentioned in this story were white except Ivan, who wasn't American. You're really quite stupid aren't you Charlie? https://t.co/gL1ELHMxpd

— LunaticRex (@LunaticRex) May 16, 2017

Lol...not only did he not read the whole thing, he didn't even click the link and read the introduction... https://t.co/e8mmLK2Bq4

— Alexandra F. B. (@VerumVulnero1) May 16, 2017

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Andrew wrote a brilliant thread now known as the Bar of Broken Dreams.

Somewhere in a bar, Rubio and Cruz look at each other from across the way and think the same thing: we should've worked together.

— Andrew Lynch (@GentlemanRascal) May 18, 2017

But thanks to some humorless twits, it also reminded us the Rubio vs. Cruz fanboy blame wars are still alive and well. It might be overused, but for real y'all...this is why Trump won.

Seeing that the Cruz hating and Rubio hating factions are still active, I can only assume people like Trump will continue to win elections.

— Dan (@danieltobin) May 18, 2017

Welp, I see the Rubaeo fanbois and Cruz Crewers are still at it. Blame whoever you want, assholes. It's done.

— J.R. Holmsted (@JHolmsted) May 18, 2017

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Of course our tweets weren't limited to these topics!

Trump is awful. He may ruin everything. But I'm still not gonna put up with any bullshit lectures from the left.

— Dan (@danieltobin) May 17, 2017

Solid headline, CBS... https://t.co/f1TP1IrcrZ

— Alexandra F. B. (@VerumVulnero1) May 18, 2017

Rex's Rule No. 1: If life is a popularity contest, you're winning if you're losing it. #caring

— LunaticRex (@LunaticRex) May 20, 2017

Forget everything else. EVERYTHING. No tweets, no Russia, no pussy grabbing.

Trump is still a big govt R & that's enough for me to dislike.

— J.R. Holmsted (@JHolmsted) May 17, 2017

Anyone who thinks that Democrats will accept anything but an indictment from Mueller is kidding themselves.

— GoSpursGo Musket (@Patriot_Musket) May 18, 2017

Nothing says #draintheswamp like resurrecting 100 year old ex-senator and democrat VP candidate Joe Lieberman.

— Kayla (@VixenRogue) May 17, 2017

The federal government was a corrupt, incompetent joke prior to January. The only change is in the number of people suddenly noticing.

— CDP □⚾□ (@cdpayne79) May 17, 2017

Never trust atoms. They make up everything @molratty

— Gringo Suave □□ (@2009superglide) May 18, 2017

Meth. Not even once. https://t.co/yOeHwENXXO

— Andrew Lynch (@GentlemanRascal) May 21, 2017

Special prosecutors, if truly independent, are unconstitutional. We don't have a fourth "investigation" branch of the government

— Mo Mo (@molratty) May 17, 2017

I wouldn't walk out of a graduation speech out of respect for the position even if I didn't like the person @TheMorningSpew

— Gringo Suave □□ (@2009superglide) May 21, 2017

ISIS has since claimed responsibility for #THUMBSDOWN2KNIFECRIME2017 #idiots https://t.co/L7B1eDuTRY

— Marc Logic (@marcannem96) May 21, 2017

I thought repeating the same thing slower and louder was a racist microaggression... □ https://t.co/zBE7cqww68

— Andrew Lynch (@GentlemanRascal) May 21, 2017

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And finally, one hilarious Misfit tweet warranted it's own Twitchy post!

Worse than plagiarizing a race? pic.twitter.com/29pbHJVPNX

— Marc Logic (@marcannem96) May 21, 2017

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Don't forget to check out all the pieces published this week:

• The American Experiment is Dead, and it's All Your Fault - CDP
• I Will Not Be Made to Care - Rex
• Ask Alex - May 19, 2017
• The Pragmatic Volunteer: Part Eight - Rex
• Whose Side Are You On? -Dan
• A Perceived Reality - Chad Felix Greene
• #MisfitMemo: Bar of Broken Dreams -  feat.Andrew Lynch
• The Pragmatic Volunteer: Part Seven - Rex
• Not So Fast - Alex

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Until next time...

I gotta stop holding back. I should learn to speak my mind and disregard the consequences. pic.twitter.com/STLuzg6JWi

— LunaticRex (@LunaticRex) May 20, 2017

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