Misfit Memo: 10/30/17

Welcome back to the #MisfitMemo, a rewind of some of our best (or worst?) tweets from the previous week. Don't forget to check out our recent blog posts through the links provided at the end! Also, a special introduction of the "Misfittiest" tweet of the week!

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A young immigrant girl won a case in court to be allowed to get an abortion. #JusticeforJane trended as people applauded the court's decision and the subsequent abortion.

BREAKING: Justice prevailed today for Jane Doe. She was able to get an abortion early this morning. #JusticeforJane

— ACLU (@ACLU) October 25, 2017

I don’t see how allowing a traumatic procedure can be deemed “justice served” Dan

— Gringo Suave □□ (@2009superglide) October 25, 2017

Astounded at the end zone dance over a dead baby https://t.co/rczoFN0nZp

— Mo Mo (@molratty) October 25, 2017

"...whose leadership on immigrant rights fundamentally transformed how Americans viewed immigration."#JusticeForJane

— Federalist Musket (@Patriot_Musket) October 23, 2017

"...forever raising the living conditions of immigrants and the poor everywhere."#JusticeForJane

— Federalist Musket (@Patriot_Musket) October 23, 2017

More & more I see this kind of demented crap spewed by people in abortion debates. This is not pro-choice. This is pro-abort. It’s ghastly. pic.twitter.com/9JIrP3ezjL

— J.R. Holmsted (@JHolmsted) October 27, 2017

A person's right to live isn't dependent on whether someone else values him.

— Mo Mo (@molratty) October 24, 2017

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It's almost Halloween and once again the usual killjoys came out to police your children's costume choices. Yay progressivism!

Hey Parents: Maybe Don't Dress Your Kid Up As Moana This Halloween https://t.co/F1tppGs47f pic.twitter.com/NOMPW3OOFi

— Cosmopolitan (@Cosmopolitan) October 23, 2017

My blonde haired, green eyed boy thinks he’s Maui. Uses stickers as tattoos. His imagination runs wild. I won’t deny him the appropriation. https://t.co/x83lsNeXgl

— J.R. Holmsted (@JHolmsted) October 25, 2017

"We need strong female characters for girls to admire." - left
"Dont dress up like strong female character bc it's racist." - also left https://t.co/cldlT94SYj

— Dan (@danieltobin) October 24, 2017

My "woke" daughter at 10 didn't whine about wanting gender neutral costumes. She came up with this idea all by herself, like a boss: pic.twitter.com/m4QzNwegZI

— Rebecca de Winter (@BlazerMc88) October 27, 2017

Even Starbucks wasn't immune from the scolding...

Dear @Starbucks,

Just saw one of your employees with fake blood around her neck to promote the #ZombieFrappuccino.

Suicide isn’t funny.

— Jamie Tworkowski (@jamietworkowski) October 26, 2017

Holy shit, bro, you ok? https://t.co/ZSADVL39Cj

— Dan (@danieltobin) October 28, 2017

Well, well, well why exactly does Jamie want us to think suicide?

Could it be....... MURDER!!!! https://t.co/uZc3PJ86t4

— Marc Logic (@marcannem96) October 28, 2017

Don’t have fun, you might offend someone. Don’t speak out loud, you might offend someone. Don’t leave your house, you might offend someone. https://t.co/l5ECPdoKD7

— Kayla (@VixenRogue) October 28, 2017

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Turns out the Trump dossier was paid for by the DNC and now Democrats are scrambling. (Shocker: they are really bad at this.)

“Who paid for the Steele dossier” is the new “but her emails.”

— Joy Reid (@JoyAnnReid) October 25, 2017

In that both demonstrate the corruption and dishonesty of the Democrats. https://t.co/CFxsMvIUzP

— Dan (@danieltobin) October 25, 2017

Wait, I thought colluding with Russians was bad or something. https://t.co/QVNJyp5UJc

— Mo Mo (@molratty) October 25, 2017

Lol...his yearlong "Russians" narrative died, and it took an hour to shift to "Koombaya, we must work together!" https://t.co/D4fMwruDjU

— Alex F. Baldwin (@VerumVulnero1) October 27, 2017

The intent was to generate headlines, and then when Hillary wins, her DOJ makes it all go away.

Except she didn't win.

— Federalist Musket (@Patriot_Musket) October 25, 2017

If the Trump dossier really is just "opposition research," Obama's FBI has an awful lot of explaining to do.

— Mo Mo (@molratty) October 25, 2017

Most people when accused of egregious crimes: 'I didn't do it.' Hillary Clinton: 'No credible evidence reported. It's debunked.' She's shit.

— LunaticRex (@BoonaticRex) October 26, 2017

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Jeff Flake will not seek re-election. Despite a steady decrease in popularity for years and plummeting numbers in the race, he claimed the moral high ground by claiming he could no longer stomach Trump's GOP.

I'd just like to hear the logic behind "Someone has to take a stand. But not me. I'm quitting."

— Dan (@danieltobin) October 24, 2017

Jeff Flake just called us all a bunch of uncivilized rubes then deactivated.

— Federalist Musket (@Patriot_Musket) October 24, 2017

If we'd kept the fed govt confined to Constitutional limits, everybody outside AZ could have the proper response to Jeff Flake, which is: pic.twitter.com/1urFDDXUdp

— CDP □⚾□ (@cdpayne79) October 25, 2017

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​We do a lot of damage in a week. This week was particularly busy among the Misfits. Here's some more!

It’s never too early to start praying for your child’s future spouse. They’ll have to deal with the problems you gave him/her for decades.

— Kayla (@VixenRogue) October 25, 2017

Theory: Once Alyssa Milano became irrelevant her account was created by Michelle Malkin for the purpose of creating Twitchy content.

— Federalist Musket (@Patriot_Musket) October 23, 2017

Another day, another round of lots of bitching about senators with no calls to repeal the 17th Amendment.

— CDP □⚾□ (@cdpayne79) October 24, 2017

Hillary Clinton dismissed the reports questioning the sale of US Uranium mines to Russia during her tenure as “Bologna” Mo

— Gringo Suave □□ (@2009superglide) October 24, 2017

That's like judging all women based on experience with you. https://t.co/GjzIdnSGFI

— Mo Mo (@molratty) October 27, 2017

I see some "smart" people saying it's okay to throw a baseball 90+ MPH at someone, but don't punch a Nazi.

World Series of Hypocrisy

— Marc Logic (@marcannem96) October 28, 2017

And we're back to "BLAME BUSH." If anyone thinks a President Rubio or any of them wouldn't have been raked through the coals, you're wrong. https://t.co/4JgzCyekp4

— Rebecca de Winter (@BlazerMc88) October 24, 2017

Seriously, this is a man who was legitimately close to being a key advisor to a U. S President.

He's dumber than my crock pot. https://t.co/8KLz6OkFve

— Alex F. Baldwin (@VerumVulnero1) October 25, 2017

Google "mugabe zimbabwe" and get back me to me, idiot. https://t.co/QjtelqoGqw

— LunaticRex (@BoonaticRex) October 24, 2017

Is it acceptable to celebrate Nov 8 this year and observe it as an anniversary of the complete meltdown of half of America?

— Andrew Lynch (@GentlemanRascal) October 26, 2017

"Damn, 7-7........2 touchdowns is a lot"

Brock Osweiler#WorldSeries

— Marc Logic (@marcannem96) October 30, 2017

Reminder: You have the same amount of science credentials as Bill Nye. Unless of course, you actually have some. https://t.co/h0HDPngJT4

— Spoopy Kayla (@VixenRogue) October 28, 2017

Cute, Tom. Way to alienate all the rubes. I've been to maybe more cities than you, girlfriend. Suck my heartland hamlet dick, doc. https://t.co/lQrmOxX7WA

— LunaticRex (@BoonaticRex) October 25, 2017

We should end this grand experiment of allowing feminists to write "think pieces." https://t.co/kkAYOwD8iW

— Rebecca de Winter (@BlazerMc88) October 29, 2017

1776: F*ck you, King Taxy McTaxman, we are OUT. 2017: please don't change the % of my retirement savings you tax, Sire.

— CDP □⚾□ (@cdpayne79) October 26, 2017

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MISFITTIEST TWEEP OF THE WEEK

We enjoy so many of the people that we follow and we wanted to do something to honor one or two or five --we don't have any rules here-- of them each week.
It is our pleasure to introduce the one and only Tim Scott as our very first tweep honored with the Misfittiest Tweep of the Week! With Tim, it's hard to choose just one tweet, so you'll need to follow him so you never miss out!

It doesn’t change the fact that Michael Moore’s still sloppy. https://t.co/rgw43jIioX

— Tim Scott (@TimScott80) October 29, 2017

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​Don't forget to check out the latest posts:

• Ask Alex - October 27, 2017
• The Left's Massive Log in Its Eye - Cal

Worth reading again:

• Illegal Immigration and Human Trafficking - Dan
• I, Citizen - CDP
• The Tax Reform We Need is Simplification - Alex

If you feel like this on Wednesday morning, you did Halloween right. 
HAPPY HALLOWEEN FROM MISFITS!

I feel like the Great Pumpkin rose out of his patch and rolled right over my ass last night.

— Federalist Musket (@Patriot_Musket) October 30, 2017

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