Misfit Mem0: 10/23/17

Welcome back to the #MisfitMemo, a rewind of some of our best (or worst?) tweets from the previous week. Don't forget to check out our recent blog posts through the links provided at the end!

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Hey men! Helen has some tips for supporting women! They include things like supporting abortion, counting streets named for men vs women, exfoliating, watching romcoms, and even something about how you masturbate. She woke, yo!

If you're a man unsure of what to do to support women right now in your daily life (beyond, like, not sexually harassing us), some starting points:

— Helen Rosner (@hels) October 16, 2017

Worst list ever. Do not recommend. Sincerely, a woman. https://t.co/ed8XgO1Cvv

— Rebecca de Winter (@BlazerMc88) October 16, 2017

Best part of this inane list of "ways men can support women" is that this is not even close to the dumbest thing she says. https://t.co/j6iaPaZyq5

— Alex F. Baldwin (@VerumVulnero1) October 17, 2017

In a thread about how men can support women, recognizing trans is #1, abortion is #2, & subsidized BC is #3. #Priorities, y'all. https://t.co/cfJAGDIQUJ

— J.R. Holmsted (@JHolmsted) October 17, 2017

Most of this is what I would call patronizing. https://t.co/Tj5VvpNtxr

— Mo-tlock (@molratty) October 16, 2017

Support your local women by aborting as many as possible! https://t.co/UlVi3byu6U

— Federalist Musket (@Patriot_Musket) October 16, 2017

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Next up in our Twitter femidrama is activist Danielle Muscato, who contemplated what women would do if those darn awful men had a 9pm curfew. 

Men have to stay home after 21:00 BECAUSE THE ADULTS ARE IN CHARGE. These fucking people are hilarious. pic.twitter.com/pXx0A1mM2q

— LunaticRex (@BoonaticRex) October 19, 2017

Get pissed about the kind of totalitarianism that bans grown ups from doing what they want. https://t.co/k7Nge0bZuO

— Mo-tlock (@molratty) October 19, 2017

I'll take "Dumb Threads of 2017" for $500, Alex https://t.co/LlNZLYx5um

— Andrew Lynch (@GentlemanRascal) October 19, 2017

Step 1: Go viral on Twitter with anti-men post.
Step 2: Claim car gets towed a few hours later.
Step 3: Beg for money to fix your "mistake."
​Step 4: Watch the cash flow in!

My damn car got towed…Ugh…I'm sorry to do it but if you wanna lend a hand, I'd appreciate some help getting it out! https://t.co/mt2eqgcgtT

— Danielle Muscato (@DanielleMuscato) October 18, 2017

Bless her heart. https://t.co/zT7Iy2eiI3

— J.R. Holmsted (@JHolmsted) October 19, 2017

FIERCE, FEMINIST AND IN YOUR FACE.

Say boo, drop me some cash to cover my tow?

— Federalist Musket (@Patriot_Musket) October 19, 2017

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Sadly, four U.S. service members were killed in Niger earlier this month. Unfortunately, Trump's response to a widow and following public feud with Rep. Wilson turned the whole thing into a media shitshow. 

Niger is @realDonaldTrump's Benghazi. He needs to own it.

— Rep Frederica Wilson (@RepWilson) October 22, 2017

I thought Benghazi was no big deal. https://t.co/cB7YQUr9lU

— Federalist Musket (@Patriot_Musket) October 22, 2017

You are aware of who was CinC when those boots were put on that ground, are you not? Of course you are. We see you, cowgirl. You fool no one https://t.co/K8EKmVmLst

— LunaticRex (@BoonaticRex) October 22, 2017

A Democrat Rep fighting with a Republican POTUS over a phone call just means nobody is being asked why the f*ck we have guys dying in Niger.

— CDP □⚾□ (@cdpayne79) October 19, 2017

If Gold Star families should refrain from weighing in on controversies surrounding Gold Star families, I have news for you, Mr. Khan. https://t.co/k0faQLt3kN

— Mo-tlock (@molratty) October 22, 2017

The political left accusing anyone of "using" gold star families just slays me.

— Federalist Musket (@Patriot_Musket) October 19, 2017

See, sometimes there are things that are true, but you still shouldn't say them... https://t.co/PthJZ9Rv3K

— Alex F. Baldwin (@VerumVulnero1) October 18, 2017

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Pro-aborts were loud last week. First, Derpy McDerp thought he really caught pro-lifers in a trap with his "flawless" logic: would you save embryos or a five year old from burning? HE REALLY GOT US. Second, an illegal immigrant was blocked from having an abortion. Republicans really hate women and children after all, natch.

So, no. This argument doesn't "eviscerate" anything https://t.co/0aglyUJzRS

— Mo-tlock (@molratty) October 17, 2017

Motives matter to Kant. In solving this “trolley problem”. Humans aren’t used for a means to an end. https://t.co/boTWNYV0x1

— Gringo Suave □□ (@2009superglide) October 17, 2017

The pro-abortionist would have been the one who set the fire. https://t.co/GsBdnPeIJb

— Federalist Musket (@Patriot_Musket) October 17, 2017

Equating this scenario of saving child or embryos w/ voluntarily destroying a fetus is so egregiously intellectually dishonest. He knows it. https://t.co/4Bk8G5R0bM

— J.R. Holmsted (@JHolmsted) October 17, 2017

PP sees the business possibilities in illegal immigrants. https://t.co/tPrRZUUuP3

— Dan (@danieltobin) October 21, 2017

"YOU'RE NOT PRO-LIFE UNLESS YOU FAVOR UNRESTRICTED IMMIGRATION FOR PEOPLE TO COME HERE AND ABORT THEIR BABIES."

— Mo-tlock (@molratty) October 22, 2017

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Libertarian turned Republican candidate for MO Senate, Austin Petersen, goes on Infowars, seems to veer Trumpward, and lashes out against the ensuing criticism. 

My job is to talk to literally anyone who wants to hear me. Jesus dined with the prostitutes. You think you're better than him?

— Austin Petersen (@AP4Liberty) October 22, 2017

"Why are you on a conspiracy news site?"
"What, you think you're better than Jesus?"

The year in politics, 2017 https://t.co/UUzFgQR2Ei

— Dan (@danieltobin) October 22, 2017

Why is the Libertarian implying that prostitutes are undesirable people? https://t.co/DgVtOi7LD0

— Alex F. Baldwin (@VerumVulnero1) October 22, 2017

Seems like somebody really '4Liberty' would still be arguing how awful the GOP and DNC are for forcing a Trump/Hillary choice on us all. https://t.co/BpyLHXrILa

— CDP □⚾□ (@cdpayne79) October 23, 2017

He just said he's going on Infowars only to reach out to people. This doesn't sound like reaching out. https://t.co/qnMNgvBdgF

— Mo-tlock (@molratty) October 23, 2017

So Austin Peterson is gone. Leaving the count of principled politicians working for liberty at... 3? Sasse, Lee, Amash?

— Kayla (@VixenRogue) October 23, 2017

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Joyce Carol Oates flouted her bigotry when commenting on a Faulkner banner in a library at Mississippi State University.

So funny! If Mississippians read, Faulkner would be banned. https://t.co/vK7EEBxmOX

— Joyce Carol Oates (@JoyceCarolOates) October 18, 2017

This is racist AF, you ignorant prig. https://t.co/55rcDqEWxB

— Rebecca de Winter (@BlazerMc88) October 19, 2017

They do read him, just not in school anymore due to his being replaced in the curriculum by second-rate female writers. https://t.co/QNZfWTe1Pf

— CDP □⚾□ (@cdpayne79) October 19, 2017

For Halloween we put Joyce Carol Oates fatheads in our front yard. https://t.co/QiL1lb3f2j

— Marc Logic (@marcannem96) October 19, 2017

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We do a lot of damage in a week. This week was particularly busy among the Misfits. Here's some more!

It is now a crime to be a jerk to people in the country that gave us the Magna Carta. I still have trouble wrapping my head around that.

— LunaticRex (@BoonaticRex) October 22, 2017

Socialism. Not even once. https://t.co/tnZqiiCdyb

— Kayla (@VixenRogue) October 21, 2017

"Killing Integrity" by Bill O'Reilly https://t.co/ULcQW2zxV9

— Dan (@danieltobin) October 21, 2017

“I would rarely leave the White House because there’s so much work to be done... I would not be a president that takes time off.” - Trump https://t.co/zh8uiaPRmW

— Rebecca de Winter (@BlazerMc88) October 21, 2017

Real misogynists & predators wear all stripes. Argue which is worse based on politics if you want, but they're all awful ppl. Decent piece. https://t.co/uX9NZMi8Ty

— J.R. Holmsted (@JHolmsted) October 17, 2017

This is exactly the opposite of what you should do when the tiki torch polo shirt brigade comes to town. https://t.co/3BVKw5UiVK

— Dan (@danieltobin) October 16, 2017

You're being too hard on yourself. pic.twitter.com/MwxuWtp6xc

— Marc Logic (@marcannem96) October 18, 2017

How to select an appropriate Halloween costume:

1. Choose a costume you enjoy
2. Wear it
3. Eat all the candy

— Kayla (@VixenRogue) October 21, 2017

Dogs are great judges of character, which makes this tweet sound pretty profound. https://t.co/GGUmqkEPTr

— Alex F. Baldwin (@VerumVulnero1) October 16, 2017

Guy who changed the world: Criminal

Feminist who begs for cash to write nonsense no one will pay to read: Hero

H/t @mtyworth pic.twitter.com/ynOZR8THn4

— Mo-tlock (@molratty) October 22, 2017

People who insist rights come from men tacitly admit men can take rights away. Then they scream 'You can't take that! It's a right!' Stupid.

— LunaticRex (@BoonaticRex) October 21, 2017

A reminder that Twitter is not real life and some of you people take this way too f'ing seriously.

— Andrew Lynch (@GentlemanRascal) October 18, 2017

Zack's sacrifice includes maintaining skin as thin as paper. pic.twitter.com/0isFZWjcQx

— J.R. Holmsted (@JHolmsted) October 19, 2017

Why did Hitler hate golf?

Because he couldn't get out of the bunker. https://t.co/CRYCR09OJ6

— Alex F. Baldwin (@VerumVulnero1) October 22, 2017

It's like a bad Disney knockoff. Singer Lady and the 5 Executive Branchers: Dopey, Smarmy, Sky Divey, Mispronouncy, and Pervy. pic.twitter.com/gUKJsXBGN7

— CDP □⚾□ (@cdpayne79) October 22, 2017

One often overlooked major perk of having a child with developmental disabilities: their childlike, innocent wonder and joy never fades. ❤️

— Rebecca de Winter (@BlazerMc88) October 22, 2017

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Marc had a birthday and the Astros won. Coincidence? We think not. GO STROS!!!!

Lifelong Astros fan with Joe Niekro back in the day.

So happy right now!!

Congratulations #Astros pic.twitter.com/m2A3PSTj1U

— Marc Logic (@marcannem96) October 22, 2017

Houston has had major heartbreak this year - thank you @astros for bringing our great city so much joy. We are proud of you. #EarnHistory pic.twitter.com/CCFsuCWQci

— Rebecca de Winter (@BlazerMc88) October 22, 2017

This is why the Astros won. https://t.co/nux5CMmmSQ

— Marc Logic (@marcannem96) October 22, 2017

#SaturdayFeeling pic.twitter.com/FuRo5QTxzK

— Kayla (@VixenRogue) October 22, 2017

Why aren't the Yankees 50 points ahead?

— Gringo Suave □□ (@2009superglide) October 22, 2017

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​Don't forget to check out the latest posts:

• The Ballad of 'Puter and Meaux* - Puter
• Ask Alex - October 20, 2017
• The Left's Massive Log in Its Eye - Cal

Worth reading again:

• Collective Madness - Mo
• ​I Alone Can Solve - Rex
• Culture Creep: Anti-Male Edition - Rebecca
• You're Solving the Wrong Problem - Musket

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Remember, no matter what you do today it has somehow been made more of a hassle and more expensive by government.

— CDP □⚾□ (@cdpayne79) October 19, 2017

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