Seattle Man Visiting Des Moines Stunned to Discover Starbucks Tastes the Same Everywhere
Like, IDK, I thought it would taste more like corn,” said David Jenkinson, a Seattle native and Starbucks fan while driving through Iowa on his way to Coachella. He went on to report that while the staff was super friendly, their lack of tattoos or piercings made his Des Moines Starbucks experience seem “less genuine.”
“And they let me use the bathroom for free! They have a customer for life, if I ever come through here again.”
If the New York Times opened a field bureau in middle America, this is what would make the news.
Leave a Reply.
Just a gaggle of people from all over who have similar interests and loud opinions mixed with a dose of humor. We met on Twitter.