#MisfitMemo - Weekly Rewind: Turkey Talk

Rebecca de Winter

Welcome to the latest edition of the Misfit Weekly Rewind, our collection of greatest hits from the previous week. It’s hard to believe, but Thanksgiving has come and gone in a flash - and it was an...interesting week.

As usual, we had a lot of fun, and are excited to introduce a new feature on our blog, Misfits Mess Hall, dedicated to family and budget-friendly recipes.

So let’s get this party started!

Last week got off to a roaring start when a smug liberal proclaimed that those who can see cows where they live are “probably racist.” Yeah, he really said that.

If Trump wants to build a wall around people like this, I'd be cool with it. pic.twitter.com/wLn0kutd4d

— Rebecca de Winter □ (@BlazerMc88) November 20, 2016

If you look out your front door and see racists because they see cows, you're probably a liberal. https://t.co/NwmdxZ4QMJ

— Fidel No Mo □ (@molratty) November 20, 2016

Jeffery Epstein had a 360 degree view of the ocean on his island of child sex slaves. pic.twitter.com/frPdqQBwdM

— BAH! Humbuggery...? (@thehiredmind) November 21, 2016

Trump made waves (shocking, right?) again by flip-flopping on his campaign promise to appoint a special prosecutor to investigate Hillary Clinton. Adding salt to the wound of his fans, known for chanting “LOCK HER UP!” – Trump noted that prosecuting her was “"just not something I feel very strongly about."

"You said you were gonna lock her up."

"No I said I needed to help her heal. Get your ears checked."

— Dan □ (@danieltobin) November 22, 2016

Who's keeping the list of things Trump promised but reneged on?

— Alex F. Baldwin□ (@VerumVulnero1) November 22, 2016

Trump backpedaling on all his campaign promises like pic.twitter.com/r6VqXa506Z

— Rebecca de Winter □ (@BlazerMc88) November 22, 2016

Chants of "Help her heal" were heard at Trump rallies throughout the campaign.

— Dan □ (@danieltobin) November 22, 2016

We discovered a fun new site where you can “mash up” tweets from different accounts. Hilarity ensued.

Bahahaha! @BlazerMc88 pic.twitter.com/ximIZ0ZqTn

— J.R. Holmsted □ (@JHolmsted) November 23, 2016

I'M DYING pic.twitter.com/7b3GBNkUHH

— Rebecca de Winter □ (@BlazerMc88) November 23, 2016

Thought this would be more about dicks tbh @RaymondWPS @TarheelKrystle pic.twitter.com/XIYTauqvtm

— CDP □ (@cdpayne79) November 23, 2016

This one just works. pic.twitter.com/CfEqXT2ARG

— LunaticRex□ (@LunaticRex) November 23, 2016

?????? pic.twitter.com/BlNe7XOmON

— J.R. Holmsted ? (@JHolmsted) November 23, 2016

Thanksgiving flew by. Mo summed it up nicely.

Liberals want to talk politics at the Thanksgiving table. Conservatives don't. That's all you need to know.

— Fidel No Mo ? (@molratty) November 24, 2016

The week wrapped up on a high note, with the passing of the ruthless dictator Fidel Castro. Good riddance, scumbag.

Will Colin Kaepernick kneel at half mast this Sunday?#FidelCasto

— Marc Logic □ (@marcannem96) November 26, 2016

*drives Tesla to Starbucks*
*buys $5 coffee*
*logs in to twitter on $1000 MacBook*

"VIVA LA REVOLUCION!"

— Fidel No Mo □ (@molratty) November 26, 2016

Mandatory mourning periods and a country wide urn tour are, of course, the norm in all free countries. https://t.co/QIzKtPuUUD

— CDP □ (@cdpayne79) November 26, 2016

Spiritual beacon. Yes, murdering dissidents really does the soul good. https://t.co/cNIjcaVOff

— J.R. Holmsted □ (@JHolmsted) November 26, 2016

Brutal, sadistic dictator dies and the left mourns because "literacy rate." Y'all deserved to lose, you idiot pukes. #fidelcastroisdead

— Rebecca de Winter □ (@BlazerMc88) November 26, 2016

As usual, some of our tweets can’t be categorized. Here are some of our random thoughts and observations:

Be safe out there, those of you who didn't plan things so you can avoid all stores today. Remember: #BlackFridayLivesMatter

— LunaticRex□ (@LunaticRex) November 25, 2016

Democrats have been telling me voter fraud doesn't exist for more than a decade.

Suddenly, it exists again. ? https://t.co/QOZgwgdHGO

— BAH! Humbuggery...? (@thehiredmind) November 22, 2016

If 2016 has proved anything, it's that freedom won't go down without a fight.

— Kayla (@VixenRogue) November 26, 2016

This facial hair experiment is making we want to buy a new fedora and reconsider my views on atheism. pic.twitter.com/vSSIdU6hwE

— Andrew Lynch □ (@GentlemanRascal) November 20, 2016

I'm sure Obama has a stash of Cuban cigars Hair @SHannitysHair

— Gringo Suave □ (@2009superglide) November 26, 2016

Turns out the left is susceptible to obvious cons, too https://t.co/NmJJlcFp5t

— Alex F. Baldwin? (@VerumVulnero1) November 25, 2016

Tells us is 140 characters how you don't understand the role of executive branch or governing in general. Or math. Go! #BuildingAmerica

— CC Hayes □ (@_CCHayes) November 25, 2016

And finally, don’t forget to check out our new page, the Misfit Mess Hall, where we share our favorite recipes. JR has a scrumptious one up already, perfect for turkey leftovers!

Thanks for joining us for our Weekly Rewind, come back soon, y’all!