#MisfitMemo - Weekly Rewind: Jingle Bell Edition

Rebecca de Winter

Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Seasons Greetings! Christmas day is just one week away, and two weeks from now, 2016 will be nothing but a memory. Can I get a Hallelujah?!

We hope you enjoy this final Misfit Memo of 2016, where we highlight our “greatest hits” of the past week. Don’t forget to scroll down to check out our latest blog posts!

Oh, and May the Force Be With You.

So let’s get this party started. The week kicked off much like the entire month before it, with people still clutching their pearls over the election results, and blaming anyone and anything other than the one person most responsible for the Democrat loss: Hillary Clinton. 

The Patriots almost certainly would've won Super Bowl XLVI if the game ended at the 3rd quarter. https://t.co/4E6Kj1CctK

— Mo Mo (@molratty) December 12, 2016

You guys 'member when Obama was caught meddling in the Israeli election?

— Andrew Lynch ? (@GentlemanRascal) December 11, 2016

I'm no Trump fan, but Harry Reid is a known liar who needs to stfu before he upsets more exercise equipment. https://t.co/ctHKjaExO4

— CDP ? (@cdpayne79) December 12, 2016

This is getting more ridiculous every day. Y'all lost, leftists. Instead of whining and trying to game it, just be better. Idiots. https://t.co/LS0nDYdixd

— LunaticRex□ (@LunaticRex) December 13, 2016

Yeah, better just to let them hack us. Holy shit, this guy. Sums up his entire foreign policy. https://t.co/KXXmSHmra7

— Dan □ (@danieltobin) December 15, 2016

Words following "Harry Reid claims" should be given the same level of credence as those following "Randy Quaid claims." https://t.co/7aaLta1IS4

— Vixen the Reindeer (@VixenRogue) December 12, 2016

Trump chose former Texas Gov. Rick Perry to be secretary of energy, which caused the usual fits on the left, and cheers from the right.

I hope he smokes a couple hundred pounds of meat on the lawn of the James V. Forrestal building first. https://t.co/cEs1TfSScY

— CDP □ (@cdpayne79) December 14, 2016

The newest Star Wars movie, Rogue One was released, and Vox out-Voxed itself, publishing a piece entitled: “Rogue One is the first Star Wars movie to acknowledge the whole franchise is about war.” Nope, not a joke.

Dear Vox, you do realize it's called Star WARS, right?

Dumbasses.

— Andrew Lynch □ (@GentlemanRascal) December 13, 2016

Ernest Goes to Camp is the first Ernest movie to acknowledge he goes to camp. #VoxTheMovies

— Mo Mo (@molratty) December 13, 2016

Martin Sheen and other “celebrities” made an inadvertently hilarious video begging the Republican electors to vote against Trump.

I do care that media parades the political musings of Hollywood around as if they're experts on anything outside their craft.

— J.R. Holmsted □ (@JHolmsted) December 15, 2016

As if their opinions matter more b/c of their celebrity & ability to reach a larger audience. Most are as nuts (or more so) than Trump.

— J.R. Holmsted □ (@JHolmsted) December 15, 2016

Just imagine for a minute that the EC shifts sufficiently to take the election from Trump. I'm not a Trump guy. But I am an America guy.

— LunaticRex□ (@LunaticRex) December 15, 2016

Newsweek “journalist” (LOL) Kurt Eichenwald was a guest on the Tucker Carlson show, where he completely lost his mind. If you haven’t seen it - watch it now. After he lost his mind there, he then went to Twitter where he continued his meltdown with a crazed Tweetstorm, wrapping it up by accusing another Twitter user of causing him to have a seizure with a gif. ALL. THE. LULZ.

Me at the beginning of 1998 vs.
Me at the end of 2016 pic.twitter.com/bXdQvkUaes

— Marc Logic □ (@marcannem96) December 16, 2016

Kurt Eichenwald's 9 minute seizure on Tucker Carlson's show yesterday was hilarious.

— Marc Logic □ (@marcannem96) December 16, 2016

Biden: hey, I ever tell you about the time a gif made me seize? Obama: no, Joe. Biden: it made me seize dat ass!! Obama:.... pic.twitter.com/gn0UrdXp4R

— CDP □ (@cdpayne79) December 16, 2016

National Geographic has gone full SJW. Their January issue features a nine-year-old transgender kid on the cover. So edgy.

Just because something is traditional, that doesn't make it wrong. https://t.co/t515jlaJs8

— Rebecca de Winter □ (@BlazerMc88) December 17, 2016

When they don't, the results are Bronies. https://t.co/GNAhl5egRc

— Mo Mo (@molratty) December 17, 2016

People have tried and failed for years to raise children with neutral toys. Boys turn carrots into guns. Girls turn things into dolls. https://t.co/t515jlaJs8

— Rebecca de Winter □ (@BlazerMc88) December 17, 2016

Kid grabbed cars & dinos over dolls from get go. Now getting purple/pink Doc McStuffins kit for Xmas. Leave ppl alone. @BlazerMc88 @NatGeo

— J.R. Holmsted □ (@JHolmsted) December 18, 2016

When formerly respectable publications start pushing radical progressive agendas, the implications are serious. https://t.co/t515jlaJs8

— Rebecca de Winter □ (@BlazerMc88) December 17, 2016

In some exciting news, one of our very own Misfits, Dan, hit the big time! One of his tweets got picked up for use by Jake Tapper of CNN, who kindly asked permission. YES, that Jake Tapper! Way to go, Dan! ​

.@danieltobin may i use this joke for a tease on SOTU today? consider this a full credit --

— Jake Tapper (@jaketapper) December 18, 2016

Not to give @danieltobin a big head, but these two things happened earlier. https://t.co/SMHMaFn8Pp pic.twitter.com/vuNOu897aX

— Alex F. Baldwin□ (@VerumVulnero1) December 18, 2016

Here are some of our random observations and thoughts that defy categorization.

It's almost like there's some sort of underlying ideological cause. Weird. https://t.co/QZ4KR2YtRN

— CDP □ (@cdpayne79) December 15, 2016

"Speak softly and carry a big stick" - Teddy Roosevelt

"Piss yourself and apologize" - Barack Obama

— Vixen the Reindeer (@VixenRogue) December 16, 2016

Shit happens. It is its immutable nature. Shit has no choice. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

— LunaticRex□ (@LunaticRex) December 13, 2016

Think Al-Baghdadi will get offed by one of his own men? @dave_usmc

— Gringo Suave □ (@2009superglide) December 17, 2016

Dude, I'd have like 10k followers and an impossible number of retweets. https://t.co/10M7Govegl

— Santa's Creepy Uncle (@miscRaymer) December 17, 2016

Wow. Sitting president undermining the election results and the very way in which he was elected. WOW. https://t.co/ZkZklNQpsd

— J.R. Holmsted □ (@JHolmsted) December 16, 2016

"The connection between operating a child sex-slave ring and working at @Slate is still unclear." https://t.co/Vz8DgDjJM6

— Alex F. Baldwin□ (@VerumVulnero1) December 18, 2016

Our snobbery was a figment of your imagination, you stupid, stupid people. https://t.co/OszOcphUYl

— Dan □ (@danieltobin) December 18, 2016

I look forward to Don Lemon spending 49 hours of airtime on 1st missing drone. https://t.co/IwBoX4jZcm

— Marc Logic □ (@marcannem96) December 15, 2016

Whaaaaat? Someone made up a story about a "hate crime" taking place? pic.twitter.com/0YixtR1m0x

— Andrew Lynch □ (@GentlemanRascal) December 14, 2016

Ahhh Twitter. Where else can you witness somebody completely melting down in real time? pic.twitter.com/KIzudXzlr5

— Rebecca de Winter □ (@BlazerMc88) December 17, 2016

Finally, please enjoy our most recent blog posts:

“Get Ready Pagans: Christmas is Back,” by Dan

“In Defense of Ebenezer,” by CDP

Thank you for joining us for our final 2016 Misfit Memo Weekly Rewind. Don’t forget to follow us at @misfits_radio, and have a safe and happy holiday season. See you in 2017!