#MisfitMemo 9/18/17

Welcome back to the #MisfitMemo, a rewind of some of our best (or worst?) tweets from the previous week. There were left turns by Trump, a porn scandal, something something women something, Hillary's blame book, and more! Don't forget to check out all our recent blog posts through the links provided at the end!

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The week got off with a bang when Ted Cruz's account liked a porn tweet. Liberals feigned disgust, JR tweeted a couple dozen pics of a barely clothed Alyssa Milano, and Mo got reported! It was a fun day.

The people that defended Anthony Weiner are going to take the moral high ground on Cruz liking a tweet.

— Dan (@danieltobin) September 12, 2017

FYI, @tedcruz. We all see your likes. Oh, and also, I just threw up in my mouth a little. https://t.co/Qm9BpSZxDj

— Alyssa Milano (@Alyssa_Milano) September 12, 2017

Yeah, that is just beyond the pale for Alyssa. She's a real prude. Maybe my followers can decide. (You're welcome, y'all.) https://t.co/42f55znf0Y

— J.R. Holmsted (@JHolmsted) September 12, 2017

If I were Ted Cruz's staff I would like one of Alyssa Milano's naked softcore porn scenes and then wait.

— Federalist Musket (@Patriot_Musket) September 12, 2017

Damon's mom is gonna have a lot of socks to wash. pic.twitter.com/w9NYzVktLN

— J.R. Holmsted (@JHolmsted) September 13, 2017

Alyssa Milano reported me for defending Trump voters.

— Mo Mo (@molratty) September 13, 2017

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Trump continues to dodge commitments he made to his base on the campaign trail. They are starting to stack up and most are less than thrilled.

People who actually thought 'the swamp' didn't also include billionaires from NYC should probably sit out elections. Forever.

— CDP □⚾□ (@cdpayne79) September 14, 2017

We shall call it ytsenmA! https://t.co/IJKVlKHlgS

— Marc Logic (@marcannem96) September 14, 2017

Democrats will sing Trump's praises. The GOP will be left with all the shitty mess the blame.

— Dan (@danieltobin) September 15, 2017

Also going to use this morning to re-up my call that we simply refer to him as President ButGorsuch https://t.co/eWrPqerFcv

— Alex F. Baldwin (@VerumVulnero1) September 14, 2017

I'm going to wait for the president's statement on the amnesty deal, but he lost me with the decision not to prosecute Lois Lerner.

— Federalist Musket (@Patriot_Musket) September 14, 2017

Of course there will always be the die hards out there, spinning so hard it would make most people nauseous.

If you're "done with Trump!," over #DACA negotiations, what about taxes, healthcare, jobs, and the economy? Don't be a single issue idiot.

— Bill Mitchell (@mitchellvii) September 14, 2017

Bill, it was the foundation of his campaign. https://t.co/T3dVN1poCL

— Dan (@danieltobin) September 14, 2017

So, he negotiates by making a demand, then campaigning for DACA? Smart. https://t.co/wL08VhQTQd

— Mo Mo (@molratty) September 14, 2017

If reports true 100%. I blame R's. They caused this. They wanted him to fail and now pushed him into arms of political suicide--IF TRUE. https://t.co/WTqe6jzfa9

— Sean Hannity (@seanhannity) September 14, 2017

"Her skirt was too short." https://t.co/KtEcMoPPlg

— J.R. Holmsted (@JHolmsted) September 14, 2017

So you're *admitting* he's a squish who can be bullied hahahahaha https://t.co/0gLrV716Vo

— Rebecca de Winter (@BlazerMc88) September 14, 2017

When your girl finds out about your side chick https://t.co/T08Dm80dts

— Andrew Lynch (@GentlemanRascal) September 14, 2017

The cleanup crew about to spin some serious shit. https://t.co/PQpKgniQsz

— Dan (@danieltobin) September 15, 2017

And then there were those who were not surprised in the least.

I, for one, am stunned that this lifelong con artist turned out to be exactly what any thinking person always knew that he was.

— Alex F. Baldwin (@VerumVulnero1) September 14, 2017

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ESPN found itself defending an employee who called the President a white supremacist. Another employee was previously suspended for saying political posturing is hurting the network. Another case of the "correct" political views being cool, but the "wrong" ones being shunned?

"I'm tired of pretending this company is not full of shit." https://t.co/U1Nxh8YrgB

— BoonaticRex (@LunaticRex) September 14, 2017

When a sports network has to insist it's about sports, it isn't. https://t.co/jgUv9t5uBX

— Dan (@danieltobin) September 16, 2017

Linda Cohn is a trailblazer for women in sports journalism. Sure seems like some politicised bullshit on #AmplifyWomen day, @espn. https://t.co/BlEPdFqOBu

— CDP □⚾□ (@cdpayne79) September 13, 2017

So this brings us to #Boobgate! Yep, BOOBgate. Clay Travis went on CNN addressing the latest controversy at ESPN, shockingly said he liked boobs and the people who take their kids to slut parades and pussy hat marches were outraged. 

She freaking spelled it out, guys. 'B-o-o-b-s.' That's the story: CNN reporter is so ridiculous she thinks boobs can't be said on the air.

— CDP □⚾□ (@cdpayne79) September 16, 2017

BREAKING ON @CNN: Guys like boobs

— Mo Mo (@molratty) September 15, 2017

What if I told you that you could find something both inappropriate and hilarious at the same time?

— Andrew Lynch (@GentlemanRascal) September 16, 2017

Free speech adv. says boobs on CNN.
Left immediately brands him as conservative.
He's not.
Whoops the left admits they hate speech.

— Federalist Musket (@Patriot_Musket) September 15, 2017

If your sons grow up to harm women it's not because they once heard someone say "boobs" on tv. It's because you're an awful parent. https://t.co/XLRlmJT9Gn

— Kayla (@VixenRogue) September 16, 2017

It's fine to reduce women to their body parts when it comes to voting, but this is unspeakable? Come on. https://t.co/wLpVxroqm2

— Mo Mo (@molratty) September 16, 2017

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Women got their own hashtag for a day because apparently they need help to be heard and fight against...well, we don't really know. But you know how we do. 

We need to be taken seriously and held to the same standards of behavior, speech and rationale as anyone else. #AmplifyWomen

— Kayla (@VixenRogue) September 13, 2017

*whispers*#AmplifyWomen pic.twitter.com/2KV0dwQNGI

— Marc Logic (@marcannem96) September 13, 2017

I keep trying to look for something funny to mock on #AmplifyWomen, but it's mostly mundane and mockery as is. What a let down.

— Andrew Lynch (@GentlemanRascal) September 12, 2017

#AmplifyWomen was the perfect set up for Hillary making the media rounds for the release of her new book! We think it's fantastic! And by that we mean, it's fantastically mock-able. 

Sure. Get stuff you didn't earn for free from people who don't owe you, then spread it around to keep supporters happy. Socialism 101.

— BoonaticRex (@LunaticRex) September 12, 2017

Don't blame me, literally nothing I did worked! https://t.co/3BBvWcJrDR

— Federalist Musket (@Patriot_Musket) September 12, 2017

"DON'T HATE ME BECAUSE I'M BETTER THAN YOU." ---Things unlikeable people say. https://t.co/46QvIOr2SY

— Mo Mo (@molratty) September 13, 2017

Hillary Clinton says white women voted against her because they felt pressure from men: https://t.co/ar2izBA434 pic.twitter.com/s01dhtW9UW

— Glamour (@glamourmag) September 15, 2017

Breaking: conservative white women can't think for themselves and are slaves to the whims of men. https://t.co/9omhTUL2T5

— Andrew Lynch (@GentlemanRascal) September 15, 2017

This is getting more and more pathetic. https://t.co/n65MsnBhNb

— J.R. Holmsted (@JHolmsted) September 15, 2017

This doesn't surprise me, Hillary didn't forgive the women her husband raped either. https://t.co/v2dA47PY9S

— Marc Logic (@marcannem96) September 14, 2017

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Daryl made sure #ConstitutionDay was adequately recognized and Misfits followed suit.

"This we'll defend!" Happy Constitution Day! The United States Army has defended the United States Constitution for 230 years. @USArmy

— Gringo Suave □□ (@2009superglide) September 17, 2017

Friendly reminder on #ConstitutionDay that ranking Constitutional Amendments reflects a childish understanding of the Constitution. https://t.co/xeDOJDKqwE

— Mo Mo (@molratty) September 17, 2017

"We the people of the United States..." Happy Constitution day Mo! The Constitution still looks awesome for being 230 years old! @molratty

— Gringo Suave □□ (@2009superglide) September 17, 2017

The constitution enshrines into law the revolutionary idea that our rights are not granted to us by the government, merely protected by it. https://t.co/1GRDwgCmM0

— Kayla (@VixenRogue) September 17, 2017

Our country may not be perfect; But it is one of the best. We had some brilliant founding fathers #ConstitutionDay

— Gringo Suave □□ (@2009superglide) September 17, 2017

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And as usual, there was so much more to cover...

My real question in this...what on earth has Chelsea Manning ever accomplished that brought her onto Harvard's radar as a potential fellow? https://t.co/LTYNIv4GYC

— Alex F. Baldwin (@VerumVulnero1) September 15, 2017

Unsurprisingly, Americans are going to relate more to a kid mowing a lawn than they did to Hillary and the left. https://t.co/pqCnjHsqYo

— Dan (@danieltobin) September 16, 2017

Saw the thing about most young Americans not being able to name the three branches. I am positive everyone who follows me could. #MyBubble

— BoonaticRex (@LunaticRex) September 14, 2017

Usually, calling something 'un-American' in political disagreements is bullshit, but what #Berkeley protesters are doing *is* un-American.

— CDP □⚾□ (@cdpayne79) September 15, 2017

Hey white people! You're all white supremacists, there's no debating it, and nothing you do matters. Racists. https://t.co/cLKk2UQzFS

— J.R. Holmsted (@JHolmsted) September 16, 2017

The government "getting stuff done" is the exact opposite of how our republic was designed.

— Federalist Musket (@Patriot_Musket) September 14, 2017

Mocking Kerry over the cheese steak crossed the line. Smearing Romney as a misogynistic racist was legit though. https://t.co/4sR3TkSJ97

— Dan (@danieltobin) September 12, 2017

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Don't forget to check out the latest posts:

• Ask Alex - September 15, 2017
• A Conservative and A Liberal Agree on Ending DACA - Guest contributors Connor Mighell & Andrew Smith

Worth reading again:

• Thank You for the Autism - Rebecca
• To Blame or Not to Blame - Dan & Mo
• There Are No Free Rides - Alex

I haven't weighed in on this, and I think it's time I came clean: I like boobs. A lot.

— BoonaticRex (@LunaticRex) September 17, 2017

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