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#MisfitMemo: May Day!

5/8/2017

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Welcome to the #MisfitMemo, a weekly rewind of some of our best (worst?) tweets and posts! We tend to do a lot of damage on Twitter in one week, so this is just a sampling of what went down last week. Hope you enjoy!

May Day brought out the apologists for socialism. You know the ones, they scream that TRUE socialism has never been tried, y'all!

Happy #MayDay2017 from the workers' paradise of Venezuela. pic.twitter.com/R4VZHvLFZ9

— Mo Mo (@molratty) May 1, 2017

I think maybe there are special chapters of Marx that only they get to read.

Chapters like "Chapter 34: LOL, you thought I was serious?!"

— Alexandra F. B. (@VerumVulnero1) May 1, 2017

Someone has to do the crushing. Someone has to keep everyone else in line. Someone has to write the rules and make the decisions.

— Kayla (@VixenRogue) May 1, 2017

The number of people in my mentions who think socialism and dictatorship are mutually exclusive is alarming. https://t.co/XdJIF9yaoF

— Mo Mo (@molratty) May 2, 2017
In a move totally unlike Rex, he expressed his true feelings.

Man, I really, really fucking hate commies. Break a leg and puncture a lung and get hit by a bus, #MayDay2017! Cheers, you motherfuckers.

— LunaticBot (@LunaticRex) May 1, 2017

People unnecessarily freaked out because they are clueless about the Constitution. Just another day on Twitter!

So nobody involved seems to understand how the Constitution is amended. POTUS has absolutely no role in the process. https://t.co/dJegqe2mxf

— CDP □⚾□ (@cdpayne79) April 30, 2017

@kylegriffin1 Everyone commenting here is fully aware that the President cannot alter the constitution, right? Just checking.

— CC SpyBot Hayes (@_CCHayes) April 30, 2017

We were told you must have some arbitrary amount of experience being poor to be able to comment on personal responsibility. Alex had some words...

And don't @ me with your sob story. I heard every excuse in the book before I was 7 years old. Whatever you imagine goes on in dirt poor ...

— Alexandra F. B. (@VerumVulnero1) May 3, 2017

places is barely half the story. I fucking lived it, I don't need you to make excuses for anyone that doesn't deserve excuses.

— Alexandra F. B. (@VerumVulnero1) May 3, 2017

The (terrible) ACHA was passed in the House and apparently the only appropriate response was, "ZOMG WE’RE GONNA DIE!!!"

AHCA rearranges the deck chairs on the ship that's been sinking for years and only now "WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!" https://t.co/CRCS3N1Lzh

— Mo Mo (@molratty) May 4, 2017

Opinion: using hearts instead of brains is what has fucked up our healthcare system. https://t.co/t575op8mep

— CDP □⚾□ (@cdpayne79) May 5, 2017

I can't find a single objective article about the AHCA. It's all either hysteria or MAGA.

— Pre-Existing Musket (@Patriot_Musket) May 5, 2017

This is your brain on drugs. https://t.co/qwCmmu8HNt

— J.R. Holmsted (@JHolmsted) May 5, 2017

'You want people to die!' No, I want the federal govt constrained to its Constitutional limits. State govts can 'save lives' if they want.

— CDP □⚾□ (@cdpayne79) May 7, 2017

Sounds like she's not hustling hard enough, tbh https://t.co/BjJoqm7u7h

— Andrew Lynch (@GentlemanRascal) May 4, 2017
Gruber himself chimed in to admit that, yes, Obamacare is flawed, but it's Trump's fault! We kid you not.

This is why I refuse to take the left's concern seriously. They aren't serious people.

— Dan (@danieltobin) May 8, 2017

In case you forgot, we don’t trust or like the government. And you shouldn't either.

The fear is legit not bc of what is or isn't going to happen but bc the govt has too much power, and everything seems possible.

— Dan (@danieltobin) May 7, 2017

Worst part of modern times, the lack of frontiers. Everywhere on earth is run by meddlesome busybodies who think they know better than you.

— Kayla (@VixenRogue) May 4, 2017

If changing a federal healthcare law has such an effect on you why can't you see that the federal govt being involved at all is the problem?

— CDP □⚾□ (@cdpayne79) May 5, 2017

'Just make sure that government money keeps flowing.' - All politicians
'That "government money" is ours, you bastards.' - Us https://t.co/uejAQs0Kpv

— LunaticBot (@LunaticRex) May 3, 2017

Weird how every single government dietary guideline is completely wrong. Maybe we should assume this is the case with everything else too. https://t.co/t251svRA12

— CDP □⚾□ (@cdpayne79) May 4, 2017
Daryl summed things up quite succinctly...

You create your own reality

— Gringo Suave □□ (@2009superglide) May 5, 2017

And the best of the rest! 

So effing clueless□ pic.twitter.com/JvRd5OvRId

— Marc Logic (@marcannem96) May 7, 2017

Will all the sudden Twitter experts in French politics maintain interest or nah? #FrenchElection

— J.R. Holmsted (@JHolmsted) May 7, 2017

Veterans commit suicide waiting for help at the VA. #Facts https://t.co/Qo9jG4Tr0p

— MisfitPolitics (@MisfitsPolitics) May 7, 2017

Getting told pregnancy is violence by people who literally support dismembering or poisoning babies.

— Dan (@danieltobin) May 4, 2017

Bold autobiography title, Donna. https://t.co/v8n0WQ5y4b

— Kayla (@VixenRogue) May 6, 2017

Just because you have young kids doesn't mean you have to think like them.. https://t.co/A0nJlQgwBu

— CC SpyBot Hayes (@_CCHayes) May 3, 2017

You have the freedom to practice your religious beliefs but we'll force you to violate them if someone else feels entitled to your service. https://t.co/Xj76lmrFGm

— Mo Mo (@molratty) May 4, 2017

BREAKING NEWS

HILLARY CLINTON SURPASSES SPIDERMAN IN NUMBER OF REBOOTS https://t.co/EhFprWYTOU

— Marc Logic (@marcannem96) May 3, 2017

​We also published some great pieces, so check them out if you haven't already!
Ask Alex - Cinco de Mayo
The Pragmatic Volunteer Part Four
The Pragmatic Volunteer Part Three

A friendly reminder before we cut you loose...

Note to self: some people are actually dumber than you give them credit for.

— Andrew Lynch (@GentlemanRascal) May 3, 2017

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