Guest Contributor Allen Ray (@2CynicAl65)
Today, March for Life 2017 takes place in Washington D.C., and as usual, there will be little to no coverage from the mainstream media giants (affectionately known as MSM from this point). I’m sure they would love to be there if they could, but hey, that cat isn’t going to shampoo itself, now is it?
You see, the problem with the March for Life lies in the marchers themselves. Peace loving, life loving, nurturing mothers with husbands that stand by them as they may have struggled through difficult situations in childbirth. Parents that adopted because they can’t have children, or simply because they had a calling to go above and beyond in life. Teenagers that realize killing the unborn weighs on one’s soul. Brave mothers that went through with births, even though they knew their child would have special needs.….yawwwwwwn! Let’s face it, folks, normal doesn’t sell news ratings.
But have no fear! Yours truly is here to help market next year’s March for Life in a way that is sure to draw media attention away from the latest gun scare or faux racism incident. Taking notes from last week’s pro-abortion feminist rally, I humbly present to you;
The Top Five Ways March for Life Can Get Media Attention